Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/19/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Donald Trump
Trump Unveils Extreme Vetting (EZ Form) for Muslim Visitors
‘Extreme Vetting’ can also be ‘extremely efficient,’ says Trump In an unusual move, President-elect Trump announced today that he had taken the bull by the horns in order … Read more
Why in the World Would Trump Tap Rick Perry to be Energy Secretary?
Rick Perry, better known as Gov. ‘Oops,’ is back! Perk up people — for I bring you tidings of great joy: Gov. “Oops” is back! Yes, Rick Perry, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/12/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Must-Watch Video for All Who Want Fair Elections
Why is Jill Stein leading the recount effort? Who cares? We had all better get on board, and be damn glad someone hopped on this issue in a … Read more
Trump Gives Surprise Tribute to Great American Women
In a surprise address today, President-elect Donald Trump reflected on the many outstanding women whose courage, vision and ‘keen fashion sense’ have helped shape our great nation. Susan … Read more
Trump Nominees Offer New Direction for Nation’s Education
Jeff Sessions and Betsy DeVos unveil their plans to improve education President-elect Donald Trump’s nominees for top level positions in his administration promise to usher in a new … Read more
Uncle Sam Says He’s Dying
The world’s oldest democracy, and its main avatar, Uncle Sam, may be dead by 2020. NYC — America, the world’s oldest democracy, announced via Uncle Sam today that … Read more
Augustus Trumpus
Trump is the American Putin, whom none dare criticize, for fear of retribution. All hail Augustus Trumpus! All hail the American Putin, whom none can criticize! All hail … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/5/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
