Presidential Apprentice
President-elect Donald Trump joins government at entry level position Two months before joining the government in an entry level position, President-elect Donald Trump has been learning the ropes … Read more
Donald Trump
A Message for Trump’s Minions Worded in the Vernacular They Understand Best
A sincere attempt to reach those who voted for Trump, by speaking like Donald Trump. In a bow to our supposed new President, I submit this missive attempting … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/28/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Lambastes ‘Humor Times,’ ‘Onion’ Editors in Two-Hour ‘Towering Rage’ Interview
‘Stop publishing the truth under cover of fake news!’ Trump screamed, threatening to sue. ‘Fake news should be fake! That means not true!’ NYC – At a “stormy … Read more
Tips on Avoiding Holiday Heartburn
How to skirt messy election questions at holiday dinners and preserve your sanity. And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/21/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Secretary of State? Trump’s 10-Year-Old
President-elect calls nepotism “family values,” appoints Barron as Secretary of State. Trump has just announced that he is considering his son, Barron, to fill the post of Secretary … Read more
Top Brightsides of a Donald Trump Presidency
It wasn’t easy, but here are the top positives of having Donald Trump as president. Well. That happened. Donald Trump didn’t just perplex the pundits, pollsters and his … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/14/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Election Victory Spurs ‘Dramatic Growth’ in Professional Protest Industry
Well-paid ‘pro pros’ trained in protest and ‘pussy rioting’ at cynically named ‘Trump University’ NYC – Donald Trump’s shock election victory has spurred a “dramatic growth” in what … Read more
