Presidential Health Wars
To herald his health, the New York developer handed the press a single paragraph from his gastroenterologist that read like a six-year-old forging a note signed by “my … Read more
Donald Trump
Donnie is a Trumpist, not a Populist
Trump is a lot of things, but he is no populist To many hard-working people, this is a time of economic uncertainty. Thus, it is important to point … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/21/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Mike Pence Comes Out Against Many Other Words Besides ‘Deplorable’
‘Vice President’ is one of many other terms Trump’s running mate, Mike Pence, says are offensive. NYC — Mike Pence, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump’s running mate, told … Read more
Almost Everything Robby Soave Says in This Awful Column About Paul Krugman Being Wrong About Gary Johnson Is Wrong
My column criticizing a blogger for criticizing Paul Krugman for wanting to inform readers about Gary Johnson’s views. Recently my attention was called to a blog post on … Read more
Trump Announces ‘Doctor’ Tour
NEW YORK — After a wildly successful appearance on the Dr. Oz show to discuss his extraordinary health, Donald Trump has announced that he plans to visit many more distinguished “doctors” … Read more
Donald Trump’s Candidacy Causes Shake-up in Heaven
Spirits supporting Trump hold a rally St. Peter: (Telepathically texting a message to Archangel Michael) “Can you take a squadron of your angels and see what all the … Read more
Crash & Burn & Repeat: The Presidential Race
You’ve heard the term “accident waiting to happen?” This presidential race is one long “accident waiting for a break in the action.” We might as well be watching … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Is Trump the Drug Cartels’ Choice for President?
Drug cartels and coyotes look to modernize their businesses with Trump’s help. Prepared for the worst, the Mexican military and the U.S. Secret Service are totally baffled that … Read more
