Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Breaking: Donald Trump to Dump Melania, Hold ‘First Lady Pageant’
The “Dump Trump” campaign becomes “Dump Melania” campaign, after her immigration documents were found to be falsified. Just as Trump released more invective from the fictional world he … Read more
News of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has … Read more
Assembling Trump’s Dream Team
Donald Trump is no ordinary candidate, and he richly deserves this extraordinary Dream Team. Any politician angling to be president has to appear believable while wearing many hats. … Read more
Trump’s New Strategy: Going After Ignored Demographics
Trump takes his campaign in a bold new direction Trump’s new team has come up with a unique strategy, going after ignored demographics. The first group they have … Read more
Bill Maher Says He’ll Give Up Pot If Trump Wins
‘It’s just too sobering a thought,’ says political comic Bill Maher, lighting up, for now. NEW YORK – Real Time host Bill Maher, an outspoken advocate of pot … Read more
Donald & Melania: The Taming of the Shrew
Melania Trump insists on the right to continue to flaunt her biggest assets. In a new development, it appears that Donald Trump’s biggest protesters are no longer on … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/22/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Fake Populist: Donnie’s Little Lies are Huuuuuge
Trump tries to sound like a populist, but his policies are just more trickle-down hokum. An old saying asserts that falsehoods come in three escalating levels: “Lies, damn … Read more
