The Donald’s Trumpapalooza
The Republican convention was all Trump all the time The Republicans wrapped their four-day, multi-network infomercial with a speech from nominee Donald John Trump that ripped the wallpaper … Read more
Donald Trump
No Ghostbusters in the Race for President
Spirits have appeared by the hundreds, attempting to influence the democratic process of electing the next president. At first, everyone thought is was just an advertising gimmick for … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/24/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Near Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted
Camouflaged pink robot and redneck assault rifle army saves day against tennis ball plot. Inside, Donald Trump screamed at America, trying his best to scare everyone into voting … Read more
Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf
Historians outraged: ‘Mein Kampf plagiarism a clear violation of international copyright standards.’ CLEVELAND – The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/18/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Packing List for Cleveland
The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling: Next match, Cleveland. The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling. Sure, we know what’s going … Read more
Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director
An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team … Read more
Listen in: The Donald Woos VP Choices Just Prior to Announcing!
The Donald plays ‘Who Wants to be a Vice Presidential Candidate?’ By Janet Golden and Roz Warren Donald: Carly? It’s The Donald. I’m sounding out possible running mates. … Read more
The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg
Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe … Read more
