Trump to Sell Presidency, Cabinet Offices, After Election
‘That’s how a businessman runs a country – he makes a buck or three,’ asserted GOP nominee Donald Trump. ‘Besides, I’ve invested hundreds of my own dollars, and … Read more
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Revealed: Trump Plans for Coronation as King
Tiffany commissioned to create matching crowns for Donald and Melania Trump Donald Trump is making plans to be crowned king. This, according to an unnamed source at Tiffany … Read more
Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager
The former half-term governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, said she was “just so darn happy-proud.” WASHINGTON — Today, Sarah Palin was hired to be Donald Trump’s presidential campaign … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/20/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Profiles in Cowardice: In Their Own Words
Republican leaders on Donald Trump: Profile in cowardice, not courage In whatever arena of life one may meet the challenge of courage, whatever may be the sacrifices he … Read more
Quiz: Did The Donald Say It or Didn’t He?
Truth or Consequences: What did Donald Trump say, or not say? Try your hand at ‘The Donald Quiz!’ Below is a quiz on the sayings of Donald Trump. … Read more
In Desperate Final Bid, Kochs to Buy Uganda, Install Trump as President
‘This way, Donald Trump will have his own country to play with, and we get to pick the GOP nominee after all, just as Citizens United intended.’ – … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/13/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Melania Trump Filing for Divorce from The Donald
‘I never realized what a complete a**hole he is until the presidential campaign,’ Melania Trump said. ‘Plus, yes, he has extremely small hands and totally fake hair.’ NYC … Read more
Desperate GOP Makes Offer to Dems: ‘Cancel Election, Keep Obama’
‘We’d rather deal with the devil we know for another four years than risk a Trump or Clinton presidential calamity with this election.’ – Sen. Mitch McConnell. In … Read more
