Packing List for Cleveland
The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling: Next match, Cleveland. The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling. Sure, we know what’s going … Read more
Donald Trump
Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director
An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team … Read more
Listen in: The Donald Woos VP Choices Just Prior to Announcing!
The Donald plays ‘Who Wants to be a Vice Presidential Candidate?’ By Janet Golden and Roz Warren Donald: Carly? It’s The Donald. I’m sounding out possible running mates. … Read more
The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg
Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe … Read more
It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’
Red-faced GOP’s anti-pornography amendment would ban images of America’s future First Model, Melania Trump. NYC – Republican Party leaders were crimson-faced yesterday after their platform committee adopted an … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/11/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Will Win in a Landslide, Says Dilbert Creator Scott Adams
‘Trump has brought a flamethrower to a stick fight, and fully understands confirmation bias,’ the Dilbert creator claims. Scott Adams’ May 27 appearance on Bill Maher’s Real Time … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/6/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Who Will Be Trump’s Presidential Apprentice?
Veepstakes ’16: Trump Edition Now that the presumptive nominees are set, the presidential campaign has officially entered its “begging for money like we’re raising bail for our little … Read more
Will We Ever Be Rid of Trump? The Odds Aren’t Good
Donald Trump is the Cain to our Abel, the Dick to our Dubya. Political TV was quite interesting until the talking heads were claustrophobically replaced by all-Trump-all-the-time. Now … Read more
