Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more

Top 10 Election Day Bets!

Top 10 Election Day Bets!

Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more

Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction

Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction

Plans to fly space mission on Elon Musk rocket to move Trump-shaped asteroid. Donald Trump pledges that if he’s elected President in November, he’ll lead a space mission … Read more

Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain

Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain

Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more

Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!

Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!

Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional

Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more

‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate

‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate

Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more

Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks

Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks

Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more

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