Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/2/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Trump Wins Big with Americans Regretting Not Growing Up in 1930s Germany
Donald Trump pledges to blame socialists and Democrats when the Capitol Building is burned down shortly after he becomes president. WASHINGTON — Today, Republican presidential candidate and fascism-friendly … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/25/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Turns Out Trump is Right a Lot
Donald Trump occasionally stumbles into the lobby of the Correctomundo Hotel As evidenced by his hair, Donald J. Trump is pretty much wrong all the time. Every time. … Read more
Orangutan Father of Donald Trump in ‘Total Despair’ after NY Primary
“I can’t believe you idiots actually voted for that hairless baboon,” hand-signaled Kiki, the orangutan identified as the biological father of Donald Trump. BRONX, NY — Kiki, the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/17/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/14/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Billionaire Sheldon Adelson Buys The Onion
The big-bucks GOP donor and casino mogul cited Sunday’s Boston Globe anti-Trump front page as the main motivator to purchase The Onion. LAS VEGAS – Casino billionaire Sheldon … Read more
GOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove
Karl Rove could be the party’s last resort to stop Donald Trump It is common knowledge that Donald Trump continues his popularity among the conservative populace who aren’t … Read more
Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript
The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive transcript of Donald Trump promising to make baseball great again. We’re going to make America’s Game great again. The Dominicans are … Read more
