Donald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’
Famed lawgiver called ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ by Trump NYC — Donald Trump says that his famous inability to cite a … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/6/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Greed Not Good
Gordon Gekko was wrong: Greed is not good. Get this. And get it straight. Gordon Gekko was wrong. Greed is not good. Greed is bad. Greed eats away … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
‘The Donald’ to Name Individuals to Serve in a Trump Presidency
A Trump presidency might include Sarah Palin, Mel Gibson and the recently located Elvis Presley, say sources. Reliable sources say that “The Donald” has begun naming names regarding … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/21/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Calls for Gun Groups to Form ‘Well-Regulated Militias’
Donald Trump says he backs the 2nd Amendment, but ‘Bad things are happening out there which we need to look into.’ New York — GOP presidential hopeful Donald … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/14/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kanye for President! No, Seriously.
If egomaniac The Donald can do it, why not egomaniac The Kanye? “Let’s not forget that the Terminator once managed the eighth largest economy in the world, so … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
