Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/21/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Donald Trump
Donald Chump
Donald Trump, billionaire douchebag, fooled again Donald Trump, the billionaire douchebag, has said he “may sue and severely assault” a Twitter user who fooled him into retweeting a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/24/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Obama Worst Boy Scout Ever’
“Excuse me, have you ever seen the President lead a cabinet meeting in singing ‘Michael Row Your Boat?’” – Donald Trump In his latest salvo directed at President … Read more
Best Costumes of White House Halloween Ball Announced
White House Halloween Ball Costume Winners! The Reuters News Service has published the results of the voting on who (and what) wore the best costumes to the 2013 … Read more
Argus Has Fun With The News: Donald Trump & More
The news according to Argus! In the news, Bill Maher was sued for joking that Donald Trump is the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan. … Read more
Group Demands Donald Trump Reveal Birth Certificate, Prove He’s Not a Space Alien
Could The Donald simply be an alien transport vehicle? Group says birth certificate would settle the question An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump … Read more
Mark Zuckerberg Begs Businesses to Quit Giving Him Free Stuff
‘Enough already with the gifts,’ says Facebook’s Zuckerberg, ‘and don’t Poke me either’ Ever since Mark Zuckerberg joined the ranks of the uber rich, he’s been receiving free … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Elvis & More
News is that Elvis Presley’s tomb will be sold at Julian’s Auction House in New York Tuesday. The minimum bid is one hundred grand. So many businesses have … Read more
