CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
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Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way
Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more
Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!
Not quite Spiderman, Donald Trump eludes capture, flees thru his Bedminster Golf Course panting & counting his balls! Danelo Cavalcante, Pennsylvania prison escapee, eludes capture and is still … Read more
Trump & His Chain Gang: ‘The Georgia 19 & Counting’ Sing-a-Long!
18+1 chained together until sentence do they part: It’s the Georgia 19! Sing “16 Tons” as we watch the Trial of the Century! As I watched Georgia’s Judge … Read more
Elton John’s Ode to Yevgeny Prigozhin
Elton John reprises “Candle in the Wind / Goodbye England’s Rose” for the late leader of the Wagner private military group, Yevgeny Prigozhin. Sir Elton John is about … Read more
Trump Lies About Weight and Height, Gets 2 More Counts!
After a traumatic day getting booked & humiliated, while lying about his weight and height, Donald Trump returns home to Melania in heat. BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY Donald Trump comes … Read more
Whew – I’m Not on the Georgia Indictment List! Top 10 Reasons Why I Was Worried!
Top 10 reasons why I was worried my own actions would put me on the dreaded Georgia indictment list, aka the Georgia Peach Pit List! Relieved not to … Read more
Trump’s 78 Charges Pass Barry Bonds for Second Place All-Time
Donald Trump’s 78 charges are closing in on the greatest single season performance across all sports: Wayne Gretzky’s 92 NHL goals. Cheers erupt from the Mar-a-Lago Club on … Read more
Who Else in History Told Someone ‘You’re Too Honest’? Top 15
While in Office, Trump told VP Mike Pence he was ‘too honest’! See who else in history was honest too! Top 15: Who else in history was’ Too … Read more
Melania Secret Diary: Last Entry Revealed!
The Melania Secret Diary reveals more than just Valet Walt Nauta’s Shoeshine Tips! Entries from the Melania secret diary: July 2023, Mar-a-Lago Dear Diary, Damn – it’s 2 … Read more
