Cash Poor & Balls in Hand, Trump Comes Home to Melania!
After losing $83.3 Million in cash to E. Jean Carroll, Trump comes home to Melania, shares his financial plan! Listen in as Donald Trump comes home to Melania, … Read more
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Teflon Don’s Secret: LOOPHOLES! Legal & Domestic!
As Melania airs her wifey complaints, Donald spins his evading Word Salad, calling it: ‘Domestic Loopholes’! Maybe it’s just me, but I envision a massive room filled with … Read more
Trump Admits to Banned Books Next to his Bed: Top 10!
Warning, Black Humor: proving Donald Trump will indeed have a Presidential Library… shelf! When she was living, Ivana Trump told her lawyer that Donald Trump kept Hitler speeches … Read more
Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!
American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year! Last year wasn’t so … Read more
Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump
Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more
Donald Trump, Queen for a Day!
Trump wants to be “Dictator” but don’t worry, just for one day! Next, maybe he’ll be “Queen for a Day!” Trump says he’ll only be a Dictator for … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American
“Make me look bad and I’ll get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more
Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
