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Answering life’s burning question, “Would you eat green eggs and ham?” Infomercial spokesperson: “Has this happened to you?” (A dramatization) “Oh God, no!” she screamed as she dropped … Read more
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Global financier is bullish on eggs and egg-related investments, bearish on “boring old” gold. World famous global financier Dr. Snatche DeCash, chairman … Read more
Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more
DOGE Initiative calls for “going back to square one,” which may hurt most Americans, but help billionaires, “the ones who count.” Speaking to a gaggle of alt-right media … Read more
Made-in-China: Trump says he’ll force companies to move back to the USA. They’re moving, but just not here. Wow! Who says election promises don’t produce real change? Candidate … Read more
A new law in Maine gives mobile home residents a chance to buy their park before Wall Street profiteers swoop in. Even in a barrelful of rotten apples, … Read more
A little-known secret is that most economists are schooled by and working for the corporate order. “I’ve got those Payday-Friday Grocery store blues.” That working-class lament is from … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In this exclusive interview, Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris unveils her new economic platform, “Kamalanomics.” Step One: Outlaw Wealth. In an exclusive pre-Democratic … Read more
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
