Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers
The “War on COVID,” as opposed to simply resisting it, has been officially launched, and could involve tiny soldiers. President Joe Biden declared a “War on COVID” earlier … Read more
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Once Again Congress Exposes Its Butt-Ugly Morality
Chicken Little Democrats are a subset whose members call themselves moderates, but whose ethics are as butt-ugly as the Republicans’. Here they come again — the usual butt-ugly … Read more
Taking On Monopoly Power
“Free market” is just a rhetorical deceit that means monopoly power is free to lock down the market. From our school years forward, the Holy Keepers of the … Read more
No Vote, No Work: The First American Labor Strike Was in 1619!
Workers in America have a long history of standing up for themselves: The first labor strike was by Jamestown artisans in 1619. The corporate hierarchy has long tried … Read more
Making Flying Great Again, Italian Style
CEO changing things at Italian airline to “make flying great again” after flight attendants protest by stripping to underwear. Alitalia, the Italian airliner, which had eluded profitability for … Read more
Automatic Checkout Machines Form Union
Automatic checkout machines across the country have gone on strike, in protest of eighteen-hour days and no pay. Automatic checkout machines across the country went on strike today, … Read more
Why Would We Let Wall Street ‘Care For’ Our Pets?
We form deep relationships with our pets, critters who at least pretend to love us back, providing comfort and joy all around. For many people, the animals they … Read more
Former President Trump to Offer Free Poverty Management Advice to All Americans
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump says his “Poverty Management” advice will help Americans survive the Biden years. Former president Donald Trump recently stated that he … Read more
The Grand Larceny of Bank(er) Robbery
Wall Street bankers are committing grand larceny and are the biggest robbers in America. Exciting news from Wall Street: Our wealth markets are booming! For the 15th month … Read more
To Fix the Labor Shortage, Start with the Wage Shortage
Low-wage employers find that they have a critical labor shortage. Hint: raise wages! A recent newspaper article had an astonishing headline: “Labor shortage ends when wages rise.” Gosh, … Read more
