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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Democracy has been pronounced dead, to be replaced by world’s first “Neo-super-meritocracy.” SNN financial correspondent Quik Buck Kate reports that with so … Read more
Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more
As the new President was led by leash to the podium, the inauguration audience cheered him on saying, “Good Prez!” So devoted are we Americans to our canine … Read more
World-renown business icon Aunt Jemima is throwing her headscarf into the ring for President of the United States. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN cool shit reporter … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump says he’s too busy dealing with court cases, and would like a satire magazine’s fans to choose his 2024 running mate. … Read more
Trump changes running mates: Discards Santos as “amateur” and opts for Roseanne Barr. Donald J. Trump, leading Republican candidate for president, doesn’t like under-performers, he says, and so … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Joe Biden about the Biden 2024 campaign. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Certain celebrities are lobbying to keep Trump on the ballot, but mainly to keep the door open for themselves. Celebrities past and present have come together to help … Read more
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) The AI candidate Hoiman says we should get rid of political parties altogether. Presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says that the … Read more
Following months of media speculation, Donald Trump has selected his 2024 VP running mate. After much public conjecture and overt deliberation by the candidate himself, former President Donald … Read more
