Trump Unveils New Product
Today the 45th president came out in an infomercial hawking a new product, “Trump Tube Steaks.” In the run-up to the 2024 presidential election, former president Donald J. … Read more
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The Republican Presidential Candidates at the Iowa State Fair 2023
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican candidates for president at the Iowa State Fair 2023. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more
Why the GOP is Becoming a Rabid Clique of Political Veterinarians
The GOP is conceding that they are now captives of a rabid clique of ideological extremism and outright nutballism. Ohio voters scored a big election victory for women’s … Read more
Red States in the Sunset
Should Trump find himself unable to run for office, might he feel he owes the red states that supported him, and even America? Before he got lost in … Read more
Political Dadaist: ‘America is Ripe for Third Party Rule’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous political dadaist says voters are so restless that America could be ripe for third party rule. Internationally known political dadaist … Read more
New President Grants First Interview Since Election
Future News: The new president, also the old president (in more ways than one), speaks out following his 2024 election victory. Are currently serving politicians getting too old … Read more
Melania Secret Diary: Last Entry Revealed!
The Melania Secret Diary reveals more than just Valet Walt Nauta’s Shoeshine Tips! Entries from the Melania secret diary: July 2023, Mar-a-Lago Dear Diary, Damn – it’s 2 … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency
Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more
Biden Seeking Controversial Age Reversal Treatment
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden reaches out to SNN witch doctor about a controversial age reversal treatment. President Joe Biden is concerned that many voters … Read more
No Labels: ‘New’ Political Party, Business as Usual
The newly formed “No Labels” party pretends to stand up for everything, but really stands for nothing at all. As John Mellencamp sings: “If you don’t stand for … Read more
