Roger Stone: Gesture of Appreciation to Trump
A joyous Stone was seen gadding about town. Roger Stone has been seen around town with a smug smile on his face. He is bragging that he is … Read more
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Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued
The feared Slobovian Secret Service is set to execute a recently-issued Iranian murder warrant. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Iranian government officials … Read more
All the News That’s Unfit to Print
(‘Unfit to print’ because it’s actually fake news.) President Trump’s Surprise VP Pick After presidential hopeful Joe Biden announced that he would be selecting a woman to be … Read more
Trump Makes Contingency Plans in Case He Loses the Election
Trump’s contingency plans reportedly include escaping to Jeffrey Epstein’s private island. An undisclosed source close to President Trump has given an anonymous telephone interview and mailed supportive documents … Read more
DNC Election Plan: Heard Inside a Bunker Beneath a D.C. Pizza Parlor
Exclusive Report! This once-secret conversation was transcribed from a smuggled recording, and seems to reveal the DNC election plan. By Michael Dane TOM PEREZ: Alright, people — I’ll get … Read more
Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite
Exclusive Report: A “Mississippi Double Mud Battle Royale” will determine Joe Biden’s female running mate. “Handsy Joe” Biden is said to have volunteered to “rub the shoulders” of … Read more
Biden to Run on Mediocrity
Joe Biden unveils new campaign slogan: “Return to Mediocrity” in bid to excite the Democratic base. In the 1920 presidential election following the end of WWI, Warren G. … Read more
Here They Come: Those Russian Trolls!
Wow, have you noticed? The have really ramped it up quickly! With Bernie out of the way, the horde of Russian trolls can concentrate all their fire-power on … Read more
Sanders Campaign: Candidate Was Not Actually Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders actually refused to run again in 2020, reveals Sanders campaign manager. In a stunning development just days after Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign for the Democratic … Read more
Who’s the Fittest of Them All?
Who is the fittest to be president? Physically fit, that is. Last December at a town hall event, former Vice President Joe Biden challenged a retired farmer to … Read more
