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This year, voters will be making fundamental decisions, like whether or not we want an egalitarian future. With dozens of Democratic candidates having entered the presidential race (some … Read more
As the Trump-Kim bromance continues, rumors circulate of plans to escape indictment. An anonymous source has just informed this reporter of a secret plan to escape indictment that … Read more
Every state is now jostling to not only be first, but most attention-grabbing with these new primary plans. 2020 is here and that means the start of the … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former Mayor of New York City Michael Bloomberg. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the President of Russia Vladimir Putin and the Manchurian Candidate Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your … Read more
On hand for the Michael Bloomberg campaign kickoff was a small, incredibly lukewarm crowd of quasi-supporters. Michael Bloomberg, the latest entry into the 2020 race, kicked off his … Read more
There’s a new political army on the march in America, moving forcibly into the 2020 campaign. There’s a new political army on the march in America, moving forcibly … Read more
Dems would be wise to adopt a new format, one that will inject some excitement into the race. Presenting the Democratic SmackDown! The ongoing campaign to choose the … Read more
Iowans should be wary of running into one these scary creatures in Des Moines on Halloween night. The Iowa caucuses are months away but already Democratic presidential candidates … Read more
Donald Trump bragged in June that he’s making good on his promise to “drain the swamp.” But, where did all those swamp critters go? Donald Trump bragged in … Read more
