Santa for Congress
Due to global warming, Santa has relocated to Queens, where he’s been offered tax incentives and has launched a “Santa for Congress” campaign. The first verified proof of … Read more
election
A Plague of Dems: Vying to Become Next Dem Presidential Nominee
Democrats applying to be their party’s next presidential nominee constitute the second largest growth industry in America. Democrats applying to be their party’s next presidential nominee constitute the … Read more
Push, Push, Push: How Movements Succeed
Candidates and volunteers who lose a vote but run good campaigns are, in fact, winners. It’s how movements succeed. There’s a sports cliche, often applied to political races, … Read more
Turning Trump Around on Global Warming
Donald Trump and global warming. Not what you would call your match made in heaven. Donald Trump and global warming. Not what you would call your match made … Read more
Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did for Americans on Nov. 6th
Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did on Election Day… 10 and only 10… 10. Got us all out of the house on a freakin’ Tuesday! 9. Got Bill … Read more
Pulling a Con on the People by Attacking Public Assets
The Trump administration continues to lay siege on public assets. Donald Trump hates you. But don’t take it personally, he hates me, too — and all of us … Read more
November Surprises
Donald Trump unleashed a torrent of October Surprises, but he may be in for a big November surprise. Closing in on the critical midterm elections Donald Trump unleashed … Read more
PEEPS Anonymous
Buy Peeps in packs of 4, 12 or ‘Invasion’! No, this is not about ‘too many Facebook friends’ it’s about ‘Peeps’ – the luscious marshmallow confection I sink … Read more
Scary, Scary!
In order to insure your physical security and mental safety, we have compiled a scary list of reasons why Halloween is so monstrously like Election Day. You’re welcome! … Read more
Beware of the Real Gremlins This Season
The real spine-chilling gremlins of the season are the office-seeking politicians of the extreme right, demanding votes on Election Day. As we enter another long season of direful … Read more
