Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
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Trump’s Plans to ‘Reshape America’
The ex-prez says he will “reshape America” with a “War on the impoverished” – “Every state should be like Texas,” he says. Anticipating victory in a presidential race … Read more
Trump: ‘I Just Discovered that I’m Black’
“If Kamala Harris can be Indian for 50 years and suddenly turn Black because it’s politically expedient, then I’m Black too!” Taking a page from the political primer … Read more
Biden Vacationing Until After the Election
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With things well in hand, President Joe Biden is going to the beach until after the election, according to reports. SNN leisure … Read more
Top 10 Election Day Bets!
Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more
Trump: ‘I Will Abolish the Democratic Party’
Declares he can abolish anything he wants, since the Supreme Court granted him absolute power. Once he’s reinstalled in the White House, Donald Trump says he will abolish … Read more
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Assails VP Harris for Her Lack of Humility
“Harris has nothing to keep her humble,” says Governor Sanders, “unlike me, with a face like Mrs. Potato Head.” Addressing the student body at Central High School in … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Donald Trump Post-Debate
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former president Donald Trump, post-debate. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Trump-Harris Debate Spurs Phobic Episodes Across America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Experts say the recent presidential debate spurred episodes of “Politico-dysphemistico-phobia” throughout the nation. According to SNN Psychophobia reporter Dr. Giselle Frontal Lobotomie, … Read more
Trump Endorses ‘Steel-Cage Grudge Match’ Between Alt-Right Figures
Friction between two Trump female advisors has prompted him to suggest that they face off in a steel-cage grudge match. In a post on X (formerly Twitter) on … Read more
