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‘Stop publishing the truth under cover of fake news!’ Trump screamed, threatening to sue. ‘Fake news should be fake! That means not true!’ NYC – At a “stormy … Read more
How to skirt messy election questions at holiday dinners and preserve your sanity. And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the … Read more
The myth of a huge white voter turnout has been debunked. The real story is the lack of Democratic voters. Obama had far more. Okay, check this out. … Read more
In this exclusive report, we bring you leaked minutes from the Trump transition team. Far-ranging discussion with the Boss and entire management team about White House toilet paper; … Read more
‘Have you idiots learned nothing? America, your Munich is today. Stop Trump now or prepare for civil war! This is not a drill!’ – Churchill HEAVEN’S GATE — … Read more
Well-paid ‘pro pros’ trained in protest and ‘pussy rioting’ at cynically named ‘Trump University’ NYC – Donald Trump’s shock election victory has spurred a “dramatic growth” in what … Read more
2016 Election: Has our country gone completely nuts? No. There’s some good news. Buckle-up friends, it’s going to be a hairy ride. Start with Day One for President … Read more
Who are these so-called Undecideds we keep hearing about in this election? Some of the great eternal questions are “What is the sound of one hand clapping.” “If … Read more
Leaked Trump emails expose desperate, last ditch effort to throw the election. On the eve of the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, the notorious exposé website Wakileaks has released … Read more
Boycott of Trump products causes big shakeup As a result of his presidential campaign, Donald Trump has had to come up with new marketing plans to save his … Read more
