Uncle Sam Visits His Shrink
Psychiatrist for Uncle Sam, Dr. Baruch Obamowitz, is called upon to interpret his patient’s recurring nightmare. Uncle Sam: In the dream I am attacked by a mob of … Read more
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The Creepy Clown Apocalypse
The eerie connection between Halloween and the election has been magnified with a worldwide epidemic of creepy clown sightings. One of the first things we discover as kids … Read more
We Should Reach Across the Border, Not Close It
America finds itself in a destructive border war — not with Mexico, but with itself. A nation’s border is nothing in and of itself. It’s just an inanimate … Read more
Ode to Trump: A Poem
Ode to Trump “I can do what I want ‘cuz I’m Trump. There’s so many that I’d like to hump. At least I can grope And if caught … Read more
Today in PolyTicTacs
Some fun with election year politics By FunnyJane Latest Trump slogans: “Make America Hate Again” — “Make America Grate Again” — “Make America Gain Weight Again” — “Make … Read more
Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’
‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by … Read more
Donald’s ‘Trumpettes’ Ranks Dwindle, as the Unattractive Sulk Off in Shame
Trumpettes that didn’t make the grade bow out in deference to The Donald. The ranks of the Trumpettes are dwindling fast, as more and more information they had … Read more
Donald, Leave Comedy to the Professionals
Donald’s disastrous attempt at comedy should never be allowed again. Comedy is a delicate business and should be left to the trained professionals. So the next time Donald … Read more
Curses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!
Media plotters against The Donald are left in disarray after his incredible intelligence exposes their devious plans. Comrades: devastating news. The Donald has discovered our plot. Through incredible … Read more
Donald Trump Has Stage 4 Affluenza, Shocking Medical Report Reveals
Trump confesses he has Affluenza: ‘This is why I concealed my medical records!’ NYC — A shock report in the New York Post had the Trump campaign reeling … Read more
