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Media plotters against The Donald are left in disarray after his incredible intelligence exposes their devious plans. Comrades: devastating news. The Donald has discovered our plot. Through incredible … Read more
Trump confesses he has Affluenza: ‘This is why I concealed my medical records!’ NYC — A shock report in the New York Post had the Trump campaign reeling … Read more
‘Who is this nasty editor, Jammin’ James Israel?’ the nominee demands, ‘and why does he play the guitar?’ LAS VEGAS — Following Wednesday night’s disastrous debate performance, Donald … Read more
The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for … Read more
For Donald Trump, the world is a locker room If experts are correct in saying that Donald Trump needs women voters to win the presidency, the last two … Read more
Greg Palast is now offering the movie companion comic book, “The Best Democracy Money Can Buy,” free. Greg Palast, investigative reporter, has a new movie out, The Best … Read more
Can the mysterious, stiff spike in condom sales be explained by the lewd debate spectacles? By now, everyone who isn’t holed up under a rock, or hiding out … Read more
Trump is right: This election will be rigged! Stephen Colbert had a powerful argument on the CBS Late Show last night, showing how Donald Trump is probably right … Read more
News of the Future: Jan. 20th, 2017 – Blue states population rounded up Our beloved new President for Life Donald Trump has declared as the first decree of … Read more
His own party may be deserting him in droves, but Trump touts the support of big name celebrities. In response to Paul Ryan’s withdrawing his support for Trump … Read more
