Election Editorial: Leaky Boat
Plug the leak and get us to shore before we all sink! An election editorial. In my humble opinion, people who say they’re not voting for anyone for … Read more
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Trump Diverts Media from PussyGate: ‘Flint Water Crisis is a Hoax’
‘C’mon, those Flint people are just pussies – no pun intended. I like a city that doesn’t get sick from poison.’ In what was seen as an effort … Read more
Trumpettes Come to Trump’s Defense
Trump ladies club is recruiting new members, giving tips for joining “Our Donald is just misunderstood. Remember how high Dr. Oz said his testosterone level was — he’s … Read more
Shocking Poll Results: ‘What’s in the Presidential Candidates’ Closets?’
New poll reveals a lot about what American voters think of their presidential candidates. By Tim Torkildson The PEW Research center has just released results from their poll … Read more
Breaking: Trump Debate Prep Backfires
A debate simulation session goes horribly wrong at Trump campaign headquarters. Our investigative reporter has uncovered a tactic for the upcoming debate that has literally backfired. An unidentified … Read more
The Great Debate Debacle
In the debate, Trump lost his temper defending his tremendous temperament. An estimated 84,000,000 Americans tuned into the 1st Presidential Debate at New York’s Hofstra University, but Donald … Read more
It’s ‘Our Revolution,’ and it’s on the Move
Democratic change comes when workaday people start standing up, ala the Bernie Revolution. Revolutions R Us! From the big one in 1776 that created our nation to Bernie … Read more
Trump Calls on Supporters to Seize Power Now, ‘Before Hillary Comes for Your Guns!’
“And Lester Holt is a dirty, stinking rigger!” Trump said, following the debate fiasco. GREENSBORO, NC – In the wake of Monday’s disastrous presidential debate, Donald Trump called … Read more
You Say the Practical Bernie Sanders Let You Down? You Let the Movement Down.
If you won’t support Bernie Sanders now, you never really got him in the first place. Bernie Sanders is, and has always been, a true progressive. He’s ALSO … Read more
The Donald on How He Trumped Hillary
Overheard in the spin room after the debate, as Donald Trump spoke to reporters… I just debated all over her, about the economy, I was very strong in … Read more
