Trump Cashing In: Rivaling Walmart as Retail Vendor
The perpetual presidential candidate is cashing in on his fame, hauling in the bucks whether elected or not. From presidential underwear to a Trump Sex Manual, 45 is … Read more
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Phone-a-Friend Option Included in Trump’s Latest Debate Requests
The former president has proposed a few new debate wrinkles, including a “phone-a-friend” option. Mar-a-Lago — Former president Donald Trump has petitioned the Commission on Presidential Debates to … Read more
Trump to Reinstate Alien-Sedition Acts When Reelected
If elected, Trump said he intends to reinstate the long-discredited Alien-Sedition Acts, implemented more than two centuries ago. In an effort to reprise Founding Father and 2nd President … Read more
Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks
Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trumpy the Elephant
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Trumpy the Elephant. ANNOUNCER Live from Zoo Miami. It’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good morning listeners nationwide. Is … Read more
Upcoming Debate: ‘Weird’ Trump vs ‘Nasty’ Harris
Trump on the upcoming debate: “ABC is the nastiest, followed closely by Disney.” The upcoming debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will be their first and only … Read more
Exclusive: Trump Incident at Cemetery Much Worse Than Reported
Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
Cat in the Hat Enters Presidential Race
The Cat in the Hat stuns America by announcing bid for presidency. The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing … Read more
Kamala Harris ‘Gets Real’ in Sit-Down Interview
The presidential candidate has been pressured to do a sit-down interview, and obliges on Meet the Press. For the first time in more than two months, Democratic presidential … Read more
Two More Couches Accuse Vance of Sexual Abuse
Trouble for JD Vance, as more couches have come forward with accusations of “unwanted sexual advances.” Akron, OH — Two more couches have come forward with accusations of … Read more
