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Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe … Read more
Hillary Clinton must decide on a VP pick soon. Check out our handy guide! A Vice Presidential pick is a defining moment in a campaign, motivating nominees to … Read more
‘Trump has brought a flamethrower to a stick fight, and fully understands confirmation bias,’ the Dilbert creator claims. Scott Adams’ May 27 appearance on Bill Maher’s Real Time … Read more
Veepstakes ’16: Trump Edition Now that the presumptive nominees are set, the presidential campaign has officially entered its “begging for money like we’re raising bail for our little … Read more
Donald Trump is the Cain to our Abel, the Dick to our Dubya. Political TV was quite interesting until the talking heads were claustrophobically replaced by all-Trump-all-the-time. Now … Read more
‘Why Bernie Sanders Might Accept Jill Stein Offer to Run On a Green Party Ticket in November’ When I first saw the above headline about Bernie Sanders pairing … Read more
Benghazi is perfect place for fair and balanced presidential debate, according to Fox News CEO Roger Ailes. WASHINGTON — Today, Fox News announced it wanted to host a … Read more
Exclusive: A secret recording shows that Donald Trump is concerned about a new independent candidate entering the race. Breaking news: One of our reporters has just secretly recorded … Read more
Or, Donald Trump, a carnie with a glob of inedible cotton candy on his head. Donald Trump likes to brag he’s not a politician. And he’s not; he’s … Read more
George Will leaves the Republican Party, registers as a “Tearbilly” Longtime conservative columnist George Will has announced his “Wexit”: he is leaving the Republican Party, saying, “It’s not … Read more
