Bringing Back Bill
A Bill Clinton redux? What’s past, as Shakespeare has told us, is prologue. 2016 has been a wild political season. This year, despite the unnerving presidential freak show … Read more
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GOP Gorilla Love
From abhorrent cringing to thoroughly immersed in their new gorilla candidate in about a week. Hearty congratulations to the conservatives for a seamless transition from party-wide disgust to … Read more
15 Signs That Your Husband Is Thinking of Voting Republican
Husband acting a little strange? Check him for these tell-tale signs he’s thinking of voting Republican. by Roz Warren and Janet Golden There are plenty of magazines featuring … Read more
Trump Declares Mental Bankruptcy to Avoid Debate with Sanders
“I used the bankruptcy law and did a tremendous thing — all the top people agree,” says Trump. Bernie Sanders’ recently challenged Donald Trump to a televised debate, and … Read more
The Fly that Landed on Trump’s Head: Exclusive Interview!
‘I have no idea what that stuff is made of, but it sure as hell ain’t no human follicles,’ said the dying fly from Donald Trump’s hair. NYC … Read more
We Americans Are All Angry Birds
If you’re not pissed, you’re not paying attention. We’re all riled up, angry birds. Arrrggh! Grrrrr! The sound of many teeth gnashing. Foot stamping. Fist pounding. Heavens shouting. … Read more
Airline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November
“He’s the only man who can lead this country forward,” says airline pilot with a straight face. BALTIMORE — According to multiple reports out today, Cpt. Fred Staples, … Read more
Trump on Fox: Tax Returns ‘Creatively Fraudulent,’ Shouldn’t Have to Publish
‘This is exactly the kind of hypocritical dishonesty we want from an American president!’ said Sean Hannity during an interview with Trump on his tax returns. NYC – … Read more
For 18th Time Today, Hillary Clinton Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet
“It’s my turn. Everyone knows it’s my turn, except him.” – Clinton WASHINGTON — A campaign aide confirmed reports Hillary Clinton had asked her for the eighteenth time … Read more
Paul Ryan Denies Trump-Hitler Connection
Ryan notes that “The Donalini” has promised to be on his best behavior from now until the election. The Dredge Report has learned that some knowledgeable Republicans in … Read more
