Plump Grumps Humping to Dump Trump
Will Durst will headline the Humor Times 25th Anniversary Celebration, Wed., April 13th, at Laughs Unlimited in old town Sacramento! See you there! The GOP’s Dump Trump movement … Read more
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Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing
Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had … Read more
Trump: Hitler Has Gotten a Bum Rap from History
“My man Adolf Hitler often punched his opponents in the face, and he made Germany great again! What’s not to like?” NYC — A flushed and defiant Donald … Read more
A Lengthy Question: A Poem
How big is it? Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong If I said just an inch, would I be wrong Or maybe it is as big as … Read more
Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted
New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more
Excerpts from William Faulkner’s “The Donald”
Did you know William Faulkner wrote a novel based on Donald Trump? Well, our intrepid writer dug it up, and here’s an exclusive excerpt, just for Humor Times … Read more
How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays
In an exclusive interview with the Humor Times, Trump divulged his regular Sunday routine. For your edification, we list it here. I’M A LUMBERJACK First thing off when … Read more
2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers for the Rest of Us
Enough with the old tired slogans – here are some bumper stickers we can relate to. PLEASE – JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER … Read more
Exclusive Interview: Trump Reveals Real Reason Behind His Political Success
Donald Trump discusses his unexpected rise to Republican front-runner status In a startling revelation in a Humor Times interview, Donald Trump finally disclosed the real reason behind his … Read more
‘I’m the Yuuugest Dick in America, Maybe the World!’ Trump Yells as Rubio Mocks his Penis Size
GOP front runner Trump produces doctor’s certificate, threatens to sue, following Rubio’s ‘Small Hands, Small Penis’ gibe. NYC – Presidential candidate Donald Trump exploded “orgasmically” today — his … Read more
