Excerpts from William Faulkner’s “The Donald”
Did you know William Faulkner wrote a novel based on Donald Trump? Well, our intrepid writer dug it up, and here’s an exclusive excerpt, just for Humor Times … Read more
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How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays
In an exclusive interview with the Humor Times, Trump divulged his regular Sunday routine. For your edification, we list it here. IāM A LUMBERJACK First thing off when … Read more
2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers for the Rest of Us
Enough with the old tired slogans – here are some bumper stickers we can relate to. PLEASE ā JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER … Read more
Exclusive Interview: Trump Reveals Real Reason Behind His Political Success
Donald Trump discusses his unexpected rise to Republican front-runner status In a startling revelation in a Humor Times interview, Donald Trump finally disclosed the real reason behind his … Read more
‘I’m the Yuuugest Dick in America, Maybe the World!’ Trump Yells as Rubio Mocks his Penis Size
GOP front runner Trump produces doctorās certificate, threatens to sue, following Rubioās āSmall Hands, Small Penisā gibe. NYC ā Presidential candidate Donald Trump exploded āorgasmicallyā today — his … Read more
Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio
The luxurious Trump also accused Ted Cruz of lying about his height. Donald Trump is leaving no stone unturned as he marches his way across the south, preemptively … Read more
Frequently Asked Questions: Scalia’s Replacement
There’s a lot of confusion surrounding the Supreme Court with the death of JusticeĀ Antonin Scalia. Will Durst is here to help. Q. Has the issue of Justice Antonin … Read more
Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election
Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly … Read more
Hillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal
Defending her Wall Street connections, Clinton warns Americans not to be idealistic fools. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reminded … Read more
Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada
Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a … Read more
