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“Sanders will not do to me what Obama did in 2008,” declared Hillary Clinton. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced … Read more
We here at Durstco have compiled a political forecast for 2016 It’s hard to believe, but we’re on the brink of another presidential election year. Let us pray. … Read more
‘Listen, I’m disgusting myself, OK?,’ Trump said, ‘You should just see me in the morning!’ NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump yesterday defended his use of the … Read more
Each presidential candidate has his/her own unique way of celebrating the season, and we have uncovered them all for you! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. … Read more
‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced … Read more
Supporters say Trump’s outrageous stunts prove he’s ready for ‘prime time.’ NEW YORK CITY, NY — Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump threw a kitten off of … Read more
“Americans don’t need the world’s tired and poor anymore, we’re full,” he says of the Statue of Liberty. By Michael Egan, Humor Times.
The next president better have a sane foreign policy, or hello, WWIII The coordinated terrorist attack in Paris and elsewhere underscores the need for a disciplined, level-headed foreign … Read more
Staffers say that Hillary Clinton has not been the same since a discussion with “Miss Cleo.” WASHINGTON — Earlier today, a senior campaign staffer close to Democratic presidential … Read more
A peek inside the Trump administration Dolly Darling, the President’s Secretary, excitedly and fearfully puts the finishing touches to the Oval Office, the new lair of her boss … Read more
