‘You’re Ugly!’ Insults Break Out Among Rival GOP Candidates
GOP Candidates vie to top each other’s insults after Trump successfully mocks Fiorina WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump says he was only talking about Carly Fiorina’s “persona” — … Read more
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Buying a President for 30 Bucks and Change
The super-rich spend billions to buy the president – but your little donation can counter them. For today’s report, I have a bunch of statistics for you. Wait … Read more
Bright Sides to the Perpetual Campaign
The ‘Campaign That Never Ends’ is actually a pretty entertaining reality TV show. Easy to tell the end of summer the year before a presidential election is nigh, … Read more
Fox News and Donald Trump Reach ‘Non-Nuclear’ Deal
But Fox News’ Megyn Kelly supporters cry foul NEW YORK – Donald Trump announced today that he had “forced Fox News to its cowardly knees,” after signing a … Read more
The Donald, Warts and All
Only in America: The Donald “Like any hardworking American male, when I come home and my $800 dinner’s not presented to me, I go absolutely insane, okay?” — … Read more
Donald Trump: The Joke Could Be on Us
Republicans complain that Obama ‘acts like a king,’ yet want to elect Donald Trump, the wannabe dictator. For all their complaining about Obama “acting like a king,” Republicans … Read more
A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’
The Donald, likely an insult comic in another life, sits like a King. Paul Lewis, a British journalist at The Guardian best known for his award-winning investigation into … Read more
Don’t Sneer at Trump’s Chances
Donald Trump: How do you parody a parody? Yeah, I hear what you’re saying. “For all you political comics, Donald Trump must be a dream come true. Manna … Read more
Bernie Sanders Tells N.Y. Times Reporter to ‘F*CK OFF!’
New Body-Language Translator™ reveals Bernie Sanders and others’ innermost thoughts NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders (I-Vt) indulged in a fiesta of vulgarity yesterday when responding to … Read more
Presidential Candidates Share Their Fitness Routines
The 2016 presidential candidates filled us in on their (very strange) fitness programs. Most people think candidates only run their mouths, but according to reports, Hillary runs 20k … Read more
