Donald Trump: Kim Jong-un Would Make Awesome Vice President
‘Kim Jong-un scares the crap outta me,’ which makes him qualified, says Trump. Speaking on Meet the Press this morning, The Donald was again in rare form, using … Read more
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Trump Challenges Opponents to ‘Biggest Dick’ Contest
‘Let the biggest dick win,’ said Trump. ‘Which of course would be me. I am the greatest, most classiest dick of all time.’ NEW YORK – Donald Trump … Read more
Next GOP Debate to Follow ‘Hunger Games / Dating Naked’ Format
Naked presidential hopefuls will hunt each other down, survivor wins nomination, according to new GOP debate rules. NEW YORK – Fox News announced today that it was launching … Read more
Obama’s Birthday Party Was “Off the Hook”
Guests discuss party Obama birthday bash Tuesday night, shortly after describing himself as “50 + and fabulous,” President Obama celebrated his 54th birthday with a big celebration at … Read more
Softball Debate Questions Submitted Late: Trump to Staffer, “You’re Fired!”
The Trump campaign has fired a second high-level staffer over a failure to meet debate deadline requirements. The Tuesday deadline for selecting the candidates that would appear on … Read more
Handicapping the Republican Sweet Sixteen, Plus One
A Republican Sweet Sixteen… Plus One Get to high ground everybody. Our nation is in danger of being inundated by a candidate tsunami of 17 Republicans. The Sweet … Read more
GOP Candidates Scramble to Out-Trump Trump with Outrageous Remarks
“What else can we do?” asks Lindsey Graham, who says he may be forced to ‘come out’ on national TV just to compete with Trump for the attention. … Read more
What Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It
When Donald Trump came up in a search for “Top 10 Assholes of All Time,” Google apologized, saying the truth can be hard to swallow. Google has apologized … Read more
Rumpus Chumpus Trumpus
Donald Trump: the gift of loud that keeps on blaring For all those bemoaning the lack of noise in the Republican presidential sweepstakes, it’s time to get down … Read more
Join the Spreading Rebellion Against Big Money’s Political Game
Big money runs today’s political game, but it doesn’t have to be that way. If you are one of those cynics who think that none of today’s presidential … Read more
