A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’
The Donald, likely an insult comic in another life, sits like a King. Paul Lewis, a British journalist at The Guardian best known for his award-winning investigation into … Read more
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Don’t Sneer at Trump’s Chances
Donald Trump: How do you parody a parody? Yeah, I hear what you’re saying. “For all you political comics, Donald Trump must be a dream come true. Manna … Read more
Bernie Sanders Tells N.Y. Times Reporter to ‘F*CK OFF!’
New Body-Language Translator™ reveals Bernie Sanders and others’ innermost thoughts NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders (I-Vt) indulged in a fiesta of vulgarity yesterday when responding to … Read more
Presidential Candidates Share Their Fitness Routines
The 2016 presidential candidates filled us in on their (very strange) fitness programs. Most people think candidates only run their mouths, but according to reports, Hillary runs 20k … Read more
Donald Trump: Kim Jong-un Would Make Awesome Vice President
‘Kim Jong-un scares the crap outta me,’ which makes him qualified, says Trump. Speaking on Meet the Press this morning, The Donald was again in rare form, using … Read more
Trump Challenges Opponents to ‘Biggest Dick’ Contest
‘Let the biggest dick win,’ said Trump. ‘Which of course would be me. I am the greatest, most classiest dick of all time.’ NEW YORK – Donald Trump … Read more
Next GOP Debate to Follow ‘Hunger Games / Dating Naked’ Format
Naked presidential hopefuls will hunt each other down, survivor wins nomination, according to new GOP debate rules. NEW YORK – Fox News announced today that it was launching … Read more
Obama’s Birthday Party Was “Off the Hook”
Guests discuss party Obama birthday bash Tuesday night, shortly after describing himself as “50 + and fabulous,” President Obama celebrated his 54th birthday with a big celebration at … Read more
Softball Debate Questions Submitted Late: Trump to Staffer, “You’re Fired!”
The Trump campaign has fired a second high-level staffer over a failure to meet debate deadline requirements. The Tuesday deadline for selecting the candidates that would appear on … Read more
Handicapping the Republican Sweet Sixteen, Plus One
A Republican Sweet Sixteen… Plus One Get to high ground everybody. Our nation is in danger of being inundated by a candidate tsunami of 17 Republicans. The Sweet … Read more
