Donald Trump Voted America’s Most Lovable Man
‘Hispanics love me, gays love me, the blacks and other losers all love me,’ claims Donald Trump, the flaxen-haired Republican front-runner. New York – America was overwhelmed today by … Read more
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Donald Trump’s War Record
Report: McCain is a wuss, and The Donald’s military experience can easily Trump him After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department … Read more
Health Care and Democracy Care
Keeping democracy healthy Any bad week for Antonin Scalia and the rest of the Cro-Magnons on the Supreme Court is a great week for the rest of America. … Read more
The Venality of the 2016 Presidential Election
First primary for 2016 has been decided – by the one percent Already, results of the first election of the 2016 presidential race are in! It’s the Money … Read more
Presidential Limericks for 2016
Humor Times Poet Laureate Michael Egan composes political tributes to the 2016 candidates Chris Christie Chris Christie’s all done, let’s be clear. From New Jersey we’ve nothing to … Read more
Scott Walker Changes His Name to ‘Street Walker’ in New Presidential Strategy
In new presidential strategy, Scott Walker offers to suck Koch or anyone else on a sliding scale MADISON, WI — Former GOP front runner Gov. Scott Walker announced … Read more
On Chris Christie: Why a New Jersey Puffer Fish Should Not Be President
Better listen to the people of New Jersey: they dislike “everything about” Chris Christie. When Mitt Romney’s campaign was investigating potential choices to be his 2012 running mate, … Read more
In ‘Classy’ Move, Trump to Purchase Presidency, One Vote at a Time
Trump plans to offer $100 for every vote for him, “Proving once and for all, he who has the most money wins. Now that’s class.” Donald Trump has … Read more
Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track
A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice … Read more
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
