Rick Perry’s Back, and This Time He Can Count to Three
America looks forward to Rick Perry’s next Count Von Count imitation Rick Perry’s 2012 run for the White House was the campaign equivalent of Disaster Movie, the Ebola … Read more
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The Real Scandal in Denny Hastert’s Life
Dennis Hastert had long been immersed in the immoral swamp of Washington’s game of money politics. Washington’s establishment of politicos, lobbyists and media sparklies are shocked — shocked … Read more
Hillary a Big Hit with Millennials
Millennial icons give props to Hillary Clinton Rock up to a party in Williamsburg or Bushwick and you will notice that everybody is wearing something other than a … Read more
Mike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend
Duggar’s actions not unforgivable, says God’s choice for prez Former Chippendales dancer, Mike Huckabee, a 2016 Republican presidential candidate, has angered America by publicly declaring his support for … Read more
This Week in Election Poly Ticks
Only 70 weeks before the election! Run for your lives, people, because it’s complete chaos out there. In the pre-summer rush to wrangle positive press, current presidential candidates, … Read more
John McCain Goes All John McClane
Pissed about ISIS, Senator John McCain ambushes the President On Sunday, like a rabid baboon, Senator John McCain emerged from the bushes and launched a vicious attack on … Read more
Top 11 Reasons Being POTUS is So Darn Cool
Why would any sane person choose to run the gauntlet to be POTUS? As it appears we’re smack dab in the middle of the 2016 presidential campaign announcement … Read more
Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates
The 2016 Presidential Election is rolling out candidates with snail-like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential … Read more
Crazy Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz: First sighting of a red nose popping out of the presidential wannabe clown car. Winter is over! Winter is over! Excuse the jubilation, but we ink-stained … Read more
Would-Be Pontiff Ted Cruz Turns Blood to Ice
Ted Cruz candidacy ‘a Miracle,’ say Tea Party activists Washington, DC — Following reports earlier today that Pope Francis had performed a “miracle” by turning an amulet of … Read more
