Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies
Lukas was just the tip of the iceberg in body doubles, president says WASHINGTON, DC – House Republican leaders are in an uproar following President Obama’s claim that … Read more
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Hillary Clinton: ‘Broke After White House’; Tammy Faye Bakker Defends from Beyond Grave
Hillary Clinton’s claim that she and Bill left the White House “dead broke” has evoked a storm of sympathy. Hillary Clinton’s claim in an interview with Diane Sawyer … Read more
Is There an Election Going On for New York City Mayor?
Test your knowledge about New York’s scintillating mayoral campaign! Give yourself one extra credit point if you knew there was an election going on in New York, and … Read more
Lost Journal: The Night Before Election ’84
Journal entry: November 5, 1984 (age 15) – Election ’84 Before tonight, I had never seen a half-hour TV commercial for a presidential candidate. As I watched the … Read more
A Performance Enhanced Candidate
Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez … Read more
Sarah Palin Ponders Half-Term Senate Run
“Like a mama grizzly, I’ll have to go hibernate part way through,” says Palin Sarah Palin, who served half a term as governor of Alaska — quitting after … Read more
Man with Horrendous Halitosis Becomes Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska
“Everything he says stinks,” say opponents of mayor with halitosis Jonathan D. Lumquist, known to have the most horrendous case of halitosis in public service history, has nevertheless … Read more
The GOP Autopsy
It’s alive! No worries, a GOP in-depth investigation shows it’s just a messaging problem. Normally you don’t expect to see the words “Republicans” and “introspection” right next to … Read more
Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS … Read more
This Just In: Romney Sophomoric Prank Cost GOP the White House
Son Tagg says Mitt Romney ran only to please him It was bad enough they spent a king’s ransom on trying to get him elected, but backers of … Read more
