Sarah Palin Ponders Half-Term Senate Run
“Like a mama grizzly, I’ll have to go hibernate part way through,” says Palin Sarah Palin, who served half a term as governor of Alaska — quitting after … Read more
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Man with Horrendous Halitosis Becomes Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska
“Everything he says stinks,” say opponents of mayor with halitosis Jonathan D. Lumquist, known to have the most horrendous case of halitosis in public service history, has nevertheless … Read more
The GOP Autopsy
It’s alive! No worries, a GOP in-depth investigation shows it’s just a messaging problem. Normally you don’t expect to see the words “Republicans” and “introspection” right next to … Read more
Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS … Read more
This Just In: Romney Sophomoric Prank Cost GOP the White House
Son Tagg says Mitt Romney ran only to please him It was bad enough they spent a king’s ransom on trying to get him elected, but backers of … Read more
Ballot Measures: Notable Successes in Democracy for 2012
The people make their voices heard via ballot measures This being the season of giving, it’s worth looking back at some special gifts from November’s election that received … Read more
Sheldon Adelson Receives ‘Worst Investor of the Year’ Award
Vegas Billionaire Sheldon Adelson knows how to make money and he knows how to spend it, or so his financial advisors thought until they finished counting all the … Read more
Lord Help Us — Bosses Gone Berserk Over Obamacare
The sky is falling! The end times are upon us! It’s all over for America! And it’s all because of you execrable voters, and the Obamacare you enabled. … Read more
Obama Schedules ‘Haters’ Beer Summit
Newly re-elected Obama ever-optimistic, reaching out President Obama has asked the White House kitchen staff to order up a couple cases of Texas’ best Shiner Bock and to … Read more
Secede Movement: 2012 Style
Angry citizens pledge 30 seconds hard effort to secede from Union According to the New York Daily News, the government-initiated website “We The People” has been bombarded by … Read more
