Romney’s Bold Choice
With the election slipping away like a handful of mercury on a turbocharged merry-go-round, Mitt Romney managed to change the conversation from unreleased tax returns and foreign misadventures … Read more
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Revealed: Mitt Romney Would Prefer to Trade Places with Paul Ryan
Was his introduction of Paul Ryan as “the next president” actually a Freudian slip? Mitt Romney has asked the GOP to look into the possibility of trading his … Read more
Special Mattress Introduced in Anticipation of Romney/Ryan Win
If there is a Romney/Ryan administration, spooked Americans will need alternatives Master Mattress Mart, the third largest mattress firm in the United States, has just announced a brand … Read more
You might be Paul Ryan if…
From our Seen & Heard on the Web series: You might be Paul Ryan if… If you admitted that you got into politics because of the impact on … Read more
Obama Praises Papa John’s for Threatening to Raise Pizza Prices
Health-conscious presidential couple back Papa John’s decision The CEO and founder of Papa John’s Pizza, John Schnatter, has recently come out against Obamacare, declaring that if the President’s … Read more
The Barack Obama Election-Year Decathlon
With the Free World Leader Gold Medal at stake, the incumbent has been showing off some pretty impressive election-year moves Planetary props to the City of London for … Read more
National Satire Day Announcement Prompts Protest from Romney Campaign
Anti-satire effort backfires; prompts more satire It was announced Friday that President Obama has declared October 19 “National Satire Day.” The date, for those unfamiliar with satire, is … Read more
Mitt Romney: A Staggeringly Stumbling Trip
Mitt Romney has to be more relieved than an Iowa corn farmer in the middle of a thunderstorm to be back on home soil. Arms wide. Head back. … Read more
Why Palin Would Have Been a Better VP Choice Than Dick Cheney
Ex-Minister of Vice, Dick Cheney, has come out (no, not out of the closet — don’t we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for … Read more
Romney Calls Foul on Choice of First Presidential Debate Moderator, Katie Couric
While it hasn’t been officially announced, the Romney camp claims that they have been told by unconfirmed sources that the moderator for the first Presidential Debate set to … Read more
