The Bain of His Electoral Existence
You might say it was a turbulent week for Mitt Romney. You could also say a light lemon sugar wash makes for ineffective mosquito repellent. He claims to … Read more
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Photos of Mitt Romney in Tea Bag Speedo Emerge
Less than a week after Mitt Romney and his family returned from vacation in New Hampshire, photos have begun emerging showing a relaxed Mittster soaking up the sun … Read more
Republicans Not Sure Which Grover to Follow, Norquist or the Muppet
Republican lawmakers have been pretty gung-ho these past couple years to sign the Taxpayer Protection Pledge penned by Conservative Lobbyist and smarmy ringleader, Grover Norquist. The pledge essentially … Read more
Campaign Treasure Hunters
From out of the green mist enveloping the campaign doldrums they come. Relentlessly. Doggedly. Cattedly. Trudging, blank-faced and soulless. Armies of cash-hungry zombies brandishing partisan pickaxes, shovels and … Read more
What Does Wisconsin See in Scott Walker?
Scott Walker’s big-money backers, including the Koch brothers, are making a mockery of this once proud, citizen-powered state, and pulling the wool over the eyes of much of … Read more
George W Bush Endorses Romney, Who Then Congratulates Obama
White House dreams obliterated: Bush endorses Romney By Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com Presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney placed a phone call this afternoon to President Barack Obama, congratulating him … Read more
And Lukewarm Was His Name-O: Romney Endorsements
You don’t need a psychoanalyst to detect the latent theme running through the endorsements currently showering Mitt Romney like broken rain gutters pouring down on a concrete toadstool. … Read more
Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School
Admits receiving an atomic wedgie that turned him into bully Mitt Romney is fighting back against his political attackers, saying he became a bully only after being a … Read more
The Election Summed Up Concisely
Matt Taibbi said:
” But this campaign, relatively speaking, will not be fierce or hotly
contested. Instead it’ll be disappointing, embarrassing, and over very
quickly, like a hand job in a Bangkok bathhouse. And eve…
