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Trump’s own expert thoroughly debunked his voter fraud claims with irrefutable evidence, but will MAGA nation listen? WARWICK, R.I. — Looking back on the day he signed the … Read more
Could Hannibal Lector be the perfect cover for all the revenge Trump wants to exact? This reporter has finally discovered the story behind Donald Trump‘s reference to Hannibal … Read more
There is one dangerous political organization that voters should fear more than Biden or Trump: the Prohibition Party. The 2024 presidential election is fast approaching. One of the … Read more
Presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump faces a crossroads in Veepstakes. With the GOP National Convention just two months away, presumptive Republican nominee and former President Donald J. Trump … Read more
Star Witness Stormy Daniels talks so fast, here’s some help with the risque language, to get you thru the next few weeks of Stink Eyes & Erogenous Zones! … Read more
Fast on the heels of the Trump jury pool questionnaire is the 1st Mandatory Test for voting, to root out those who shouldn’t! That’s right! Don’t worry about … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden offers “President for a Day” prize for one million dollar donations. If you have ever wanted to be president for … Read more
Polls consistently show slight lead for former prez: “We love those patriots who still use landlines, don’t we?” said Trump. A new poll from Ipsos Facto Reuters shows … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more
Normally reserved for a political “up and comer,” Trump gave the July, 2024 RNC keynote address himself. Tossing tradition to the wind, 2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald J. … Read more
