Trump to Stage Death, Christ-Like Resurrection
Bannon didn’t think it would be much of a stretch to have the boss fake his own death and miraculously be resurrected three days later.
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Trump Promotes Cage Matches Between Migrants and ‘Regular’ Americans
Trump told a rally crowd that migrants should “fight to the death” in a proposed series of Steel Cage Matches. During a campaign rally at Philadelphia’s Temple University … Read more
Biden: Donald Trump Voters Guilty of Aiding and Abetting a Felon
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden: ‘Anyone who votes for Donald Trump will be guilty of aiding and abetting’ a convicted criminal. According to SNN criminal … Read more
Trump Flirts with Selecting Clarence Thomas as Running Mate
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
Brain Worm Offers New Explanation
Source of MAGA support: RFK’s brain worm offers his explanation. In a recent secret interview with a leading neuroscientist, this reporter learned that she had uncovered an explanation … Read more
Voter Fraud Claims Debunked: Data Expert (Hired by Trump) Publishes New Book, ‘Disproven’
Trump’s own expert thoroughly debunked his voter fraud claims with irrefutable evidence, but will MAGA nation listen? WARWICK, R.I. — Looking back on the day he signed the … Read more
The Story Behind Trump’s Praise of Hannibal Lector
Could Hannibal Lector be the perfect cover for all the revenge Trump wants to exact? This reporter has finally discovered the story behind Donald Trump‘s reference to Hannibal … Read more
Prohibition Party: From My Cold, Dead Hands
There is one dangerous political organization that voters should fear more than Biden or Trump: the Prohibition Party. The 2024 presidential election is fast approaching. One of the … Read more
Trump Ponders His Choices in Republican Veepstakes
Presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump faces a crossroads in Veepstakes. With the GOP National Convention just two months away, presumptive Republican nominee and former President Donald J. Trump … Read more
Hush Money Trial Risque Definitions!
Star Witness Stormy Daniels talks so fast, here’s some help with the risque language, to get you thru the next few weeks of Stink Eyes & Erogenous Zones! … Read more
