Mussolini, Stalin Would Envy His Popularity, Donald Trump Says

Mussolini, Stalin Would Envy His Popularity, Donald Trump Says

Aspiring dictator brags about his popularity, asks who needs elections? Dictator-in-the-making Donald Trump says that authoritarian rulers Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin would envy his popularity among the … Read more

President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements

President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual

Republican politics mean BS-ness as usual. Voter suppression is an invalid ID-ology. If at first you don’t impede, lie lie again. GOP election strategy: Finking outside the ballot … Read more

What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?

What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?

‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more

Trump Appoints New DIMM Head to Combat Coronavirus

Trump Appoints New DIMM Head to Combat Coronavirus

New DIMM head tasked with combating COVID-19 Donald Trump today announced the appointment of ardent supporter and long-time contributor Graham Crocker to head the US Department of Innovative … Read more

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