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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Report: Controversial 2024 Presidential Election ends in tie, Artificial Ignorance interference suspected. We bring you this Special Report among general chaos … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Texas Senator Ted Cruz. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good … Read more
Betting on Trump: Las Vegas bookies have been having a field day taking bets on everything Donald Trump for months. Many sectors of the economy have suffered greatly … Read more
Georgia seeks therapy regarding strange new feelings and blue state tendencies. Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. I know I’ve been avoiding therapy sessions lately, but … Read more
Trump tactics insure he’ll remain president, one way or another — he thinks. A document has been slipped to this reporter from an anonymous source, signed only as … Read more
Clues to help one determine if they’ve lost the election. Few incumbents experience losing a presidential election so here are some clues for the current incumbent to help … Read more
Herewith a selection of proverbs, koans and riddles from the recently discovered text “Zen and the Art of Being The Donald” “There is no such thing as a … Read more
Need 2020 slogan ideas? You’ve come to the right place. Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election: What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win … Read more
Electors have had to give up their former posh lifestyles and join the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from … Read more
WALTER REED NATIONAL MILITARY MEDICAL CENTER Patient Medical Record Patient name: Constitution, U. S. DOB: September 17, 1787 Place of birth: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Location: Intensive care unit The … Read more
