Musk Scolds Seniors: ‘Your Spree of Waste, Fraud and Abuse is at an End’
Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
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Trump Unveils TR-47 Fighter Jet on White House Lawn
Future News: At the start of his third year of his second term of office, Trump christens new fighter jet. Future News: Commemorating the start of the third … Read more
Spacejacked ‘Slobbonauts’ Return from 9 Months in Outer Space with Twins
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts have returned to Earth, thanks to American Elon Musk’s Space X company. Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts Unda Major Colonel Fonda … Read more
Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!
Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more
Condom Maker Elon Musk Vows to Slash Social Security ‘to the Bone’
Elon Musk appears on Fox Business News to discuss his ideas to slash Social Security “to the bone.” Billionaire entrepreneur and Trump sugar daddy Elon Musk appeared Monday … Read more
World Rejoices as Elon Musk Fires Two Men Who Created Government Red Tape
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Fired: the two most universally reviled government employees, who created and have maintained red tape for decades. According to SNN DOGE reporter … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/10/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Cybertruck owners, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Musk Urges a Pardon for George Floyd Murderer
Musk said he would like to hire Derek Chauvin, convicted for the murder of George Floyd in 2020. Breaking News: Acting in consonance with the advice of his … Read more
New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington
There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
