Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional
Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more
‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
To Make America Great Again, JD Vance Could Have 100 More Children
JD Vance thinks Americans need to have children to count, and by extension, all parents need to have even more children. JD Vance’s problem about Americans needing to … Read more
Trump Claims Joe Biden Has Turned Into a Vegetable
Trump did not specify what kind of vegetable Biden might actually be. Let’s be perfectly clear. Vegetables should be valued and nourished for helping us maintain a healthy … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/19/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the “Hawk Tuah Girl,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
I Think, Therefore I Am… In Big Trouble
The French philosopher Rene Descartes wrote, “I think, therefore I am,” but thinking just gets us men into trouble. Thinking is defined as “the process of using one’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/17/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Lego thefts, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
