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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Fired: the two most universally reviled government employees, who created and have maintained red tape for decades. According to SNN DOGE reporter … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donāt have to The news, even that about Cybertruck owners, doesnāt need to be complicated or confusing; thatās what any … Read more
Musk said he would like to hire Derek Chauvin, convicted for the murder of George Floyd in 2020. Breaking News: Acting in consonance with the advice of his … Read more
Thereās a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
āOf all the planets on which to buy the farm Mars is the one thatās got the most charm,ā declared Elon Musk, a super-rich guy who wished to … Read more
Together they make a ābig pot of Sissy Stew,ā says a former CIA psychiatrist about certain government workers exhibiting social disorders. Oh my, indeed. āPut them all … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donāt have to The news, even that about LeBron and Bronny, doesnāt need to be complicated or confusing; thatās what … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donāt have to The news, even that about Hooters going bankrupt, doesnāt need to be complicated or confusing; thatās what … Read more
Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. ā The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more
