Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a sequel to ‘Days of Thunder,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Psychophants on Fire!
Liar, liar! Psychophants on fire! Trump scams MAGA succors. America has been repossessed souly for financial malfeasance. The Don of a new error breaks in the mourning-time. Talkative … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Macy’s, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Self-Deport? Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney and More Consider Options
Almost half of the country is thinking of leaving U.S. and may self-deport. Undocumented immigrants aren’t the only ones who may self-deport, as thousands consider leaving the country … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/26/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 55th Anniversary of Sesame Street, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!
Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/19/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about John Krasinski being named Peoples ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
Elon Musk Poised to Receive ‘Significant Role’ in New Trump Administration
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift donating to Hurricane relief efforts, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
