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Federal Employees All Resign: Massive Email Hack

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Federal Employees All Resign: Massive Email Hack

Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more

Vet Denied Heart Operation Due to VA Cuts ‘Proud to Needlessly Die for My Country’

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Vet Denied Heart Operation Due to VA Cuts ‘Proud to Needlessly Die for My Country’

By Tom Busillo A veteran who was denied a life-saving heart procedure due to DOGE-initiated VA cuts says it’s okay, “I’m owning the libs!” Jeff Preeble has only … Read more

Kennedy Center to End Drag Queen Shows by Order of the New Chairman

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Kennedy Center to End Drag Queen Shows by Order of the New Chairman

Newly self-appointed chairman Donald Trump also announced his intention to rename the Kennedy Center after himself. Donald Trump says nightly drag queen shows will no longer be allowed … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a shipwreck discovery, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Musk: Refuseniks to be Blasted into Outer Space

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Musk: Refuseniks to be Blasted into Outer Space

U.S. Gov’t workers are now required to sign a loyalty oath to Trump. Refuseniks get a one-way trip to outer space. The Trump administration is sending a questionnaire … Read more

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