Let’s Send All Billionaires to Mars!
Why not just send our “genius” billionaires to Mars, and let them report back? Unfortunately, in the short time we homo sapiens have existed on this 4.5-billion-year-old Planet … Read more
Elon Musk
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/26/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about priests blessing same-sex couples, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/18/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mayim Bialik leaving ‘Jeopardy,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Elon Musk Reinstates Banned Users from X
Social platform reopened to previously banned users, including current and historical figures. With the reinstatement of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ account on X, platform owner Elon Musk said … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American
“Make me look bad and I’ll get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/4/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Southwest Airlines, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/22/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about WeWork filing for bankruptcy doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Slobovian Billionairess Has Answer to Holiday Travel Woes
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Travel woes are a thing of the past, says a risk-taking billionaire who is launching her own pioneering airlines. Famed Slobovian Billionairess … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell
MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ruby slippers from the “Wizard of Oz,” doesn’t need to be … Read more
