Trump Claims Joe Biden Has Turned Into a Vegetable
Trump did not specify what kind of vegetable Biden might actually be. Letâs be perfectly clear. Vegetables should be valued and nourished for helping us maintain a healthy … Read more
Elon Musk
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/19/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about the “Hawk Tuah Girl,” doesnât need to be complicated or confusing; thatâs … Read more
I Think, Therefore I Am… In Big Trouble
The French philosopher Rene Descartes wrote, âI think, therefore I am,â but thinking just gets us men into trouble. Thinking is defined as âthe process of using oneâs … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about bears, doesnât need to be complicated or confusing; thatâs what any new … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/17/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesnât need to be … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about Lego thefts, doesnât need to be complicated or confusing; thatâs what any … Read more
Going from Democracy … to Plutocracy … and Now to Kleptocracy
Oh, the tragic plight of our nation’s downtrodden multibillionaire class! They want their kleptocracy! One group of oppressed Americans has become especially outspoken this election year, contending that … Read more
Spring into Spring with New Delights from MAGA Marketplace
By Dan Berman A new MAGA marketplace offers anything and everything today’s conservatives might want or need. We are delighted, in this The Year of Retribution, to unveil our … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth
Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/12/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about Super Bowl LVIII, doesnât need to be complicated or confusing; thatâs what … Read more
