Happy Valentine’s Day (+2)
Happy Valentine’s Day, to the woman that means more to me than a lot of stuff. Dear Rita, Please forgive the tardiness of this email, my sweet. Charlie … Read more
I’m Not Really Late for Work Because Time Is a Social Construct
Does anyone really know what time it is? Late excuse: time is a social construct. Attn: Florence, Human Resources. Re: I haven’t really been late for work. Dear … Read more
