Energy Wars: Why Wait Until Gas Hits $10 a Gallon?
Sustainable energy expert details national plan of action There’s a lot of moaning and hand-wringing whenever gasoline prices approach $4 a gallon. But all it would take for … Read more
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New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond
Makers say new CorrectsIt® ‘will disperse all doubt’ The Nalco Company, makers of the dispersant Corexit® that was used by BP in the Gulf of Mexico to disperse … Read more
Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?
Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative … Read more
America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil
Invaders target nation’s lawns, requiring “Shock and Awe” strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, they’re usually … Read more
Boy Scout Camps Training Tomorrow’s Loggers
Scout masters helping boys to ‘Be Prepared’ to become lumberjacks A Humor Times special report The Boy Scouts, long associated with their pledge to “treat the outdoors as … Read more
Global Warming Declared Big Success
>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares “Mission Accomplished” Still-President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” today in the fight to open up more oil fields. “The melting arctic … Read more
All Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review
>Bush administration sites “ecological concerns” A Humor Times Special Report DENVER – Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium … Read more
Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill
A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had “a better idea.” “Democrats think in terms of … Read more
