Energy Wars: Why Wait Until Gas Hits $10 a Gallon?

Energy Wars: Why Wait Until Gas Hits $10 a Gallon?

Sustainable energy expert details national plan of action There’s a lot of moaning and hand-wringing whenever gasoline prices approach $4 a gallon. But all it would take for … Read more

New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond

New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond

Makers say new CorrectsItÂź ‘will disperse all doubt’ The Nalco Company, makers of the dispersant CorexitÂź that was used by BP in the Gulf of Mexico to disperse … Read more

Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?

Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?

Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative … Read more

America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil

America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil

Invaders target nation’s lawns, requiring “Shock and Awe” strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, they’re usually … Read more

Boy Scout Camps Training Tomorrow’s Loggers

Boy Scout Camps Training Tomorrow’s Loggers

Scout masters helping boys to ‘Be Prepared’ to become lumberjacks A Humor Times special report The Boy Scouts, long associated with their pledge to “treat the outdoors as … Read more

Global Warming Declared Big Success

James Israel, Humor Times

>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares “Mission Accomplished” Still-President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” today in the fight to open up more oil fields. “The melting arctic … Read more

All Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review

James Israel, Humor Times

>Bush administration sites “ecological concerns” A Humor Times Special Report DENVER – Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium … Read more

Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill

Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill

A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had “a better idea.” “Democrats think in terms of … Read more

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