The Celtic State: A Proposal for the Reoccupation of Gaul

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A transcript of the Nelson Report to the Gaul World Congress, delivered September 27, 2032 by Congress Delegate Wriley Nelson. It has been twenty-one centuries since Roman armies … Read more

‘Clarity, Mr. Wolf, Clarity!’

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A nationally known professor returned my first paper with a devastating “C –” intoning, “Clarity, Mr. Wolf, clarity!” I took a wanderjahre between my sophomore and junior college … Read more

Joe Biden & a Plus One: Jiminy Cicadas First Overseas Trip: Part 3 Finale

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Vladimir Putin reveals his fetishes as Jiminy Cicadas listens-in & reports back to Joe Biden! PART 3: The Finale Taking notes per President Biden’s orders, Jiminy Cicadas hides … Read more

Joe Biden & a Plus-One: Jiminy Cicadas – on First Overseas Trip!

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You heard of a fly on the wall – well, Jiminy Cicadas is going 1st Class in President Biden’s pocket on his first overseas trip! President Biden left … Read more

Macron Offers ‘Vulcan Death Grip’ Seminars for World Leaders

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“L’idiot needs to be stirred, not shaken. I will show le monde how to do it.” – Emmanuel Macron PARIS – Emmanuel Macron, the recently elected president of … Read more

Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

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There is no hope for the world, German leader Angela Merkel has decided, after spending time with the U.S. president. BERLIN, Germany — After spending an entire day … Read more

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